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land sailor

1. A land-locked homosexual, usualy of the clomo variety, named so due to the inability to camouflage his but pirate-like advances toward unsuspecting straight sailors. Fortunately, easily detected by gaydar.

2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionship of other seamen.
Have you been introduced to Bruce? He may suggest you come over for a beer to watch football, but he really means he wants a naked wrestle in front of the fire. He is the one with a pink thong and glitter on his ass cheeks. Lift up his dress and you'll clearly see that he is a bit of a land sailor.

Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.
by LemonySnicket July 22, 2006
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sailor moon

pronounced: sailor moon
a really cool anime/manga/book, by nako takuchi AWESOME ,w00tness, 1337,kewl,nuff said
me< "OMG sailor moon is soo kewl!!"
*stuffs sugar in mouth*
me<"MOON PRISM POWER!!!"
*runs away*
me<"HEY DAN WHEN DOES HALO 2 COME OUT??!!!11"
*stabs*
*runs away*
*stuffs more sugar in mouth*
by amanda November 5, 2004
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Sailor Moon

An anime series.

Sailor Moon chronicles the lives of one (then three, then five, then seven, then too many to count) hot lesbian girls who use magic and skimpy clothing to fight evil.

The only exception being Sailor moon herself who is straight, possible bisexual.

The show has received much critisms for displaying homosexual women as strong, positive role models for young children. Yet depicts straight girls as ditzy, idiotic, and self-serving.

The team is mentored by two pussies, both named after the mythological goddess Artemis. Who also happened to be a dike. (Clearly not a coincidence.)
by Dusk Soldier July 29, 2008
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Sailors Beard

Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011
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French Sailor

The male-male version of the french Cigarette
If I were gay I would love a French Sailor
by frenchfan April 7, 2010
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sailor moon

A sexual act where the girl sits on the mans face while watching the anime called Sailor Moon
"Hey hunny, you wanna Sailor Moon later?"
by the real chlo September 23, 2019
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sailor tap

someone pinning you down and rapping repeatedly on your sternum using their knuckles.

history of the term:
When somebody receives a Warfare designator in the Navy they get a little medal warfare device (decoration) pinned to their uniform at the collar bone level. Its a hush hush Navy tradition for people to slap or punch the new pin on the person's chest throughout the day and say congratulations. The little medal spikes that attach the pin to the uniform are driven into the receiving parties collar bone. In today's Navy they call it "tacking on" the pin. The older term that moved to the the civilian world is "Sailor Tap".
,I'd get intercepted and if nobody else was around, pinned to the ground and given sailor taps while being laughed at.
by bluebill211 March 3, 2017
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