divorce dick

what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup

My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce

by Fallis August 31, 2018

on divorcing

This draft type of friends, adjective when they, ugh friends of serious eternal of them become: Like Archie and Jughead!!!

I and you Sam : On divorcing handsome friends were, how pig, we also do if continue?

by man!? May 30, 2018

Hialeah divorce

The girl leaves the relationship and the guy (who can't accept living without her) shoots her and himself.

Guy 1: did you see the news? Some guy tried to shoot his wife for leaving him and then he shot himself. Thank God the woman survived

Guy 2: sounds like a Hialeah divorce

by L00kItUp August 25, 2022

Divorce

What your parents had.

“My parents had a divorce.”
“L”

by chingchongmothertrucker August 25, 2022

Divorce

Future tense of marriage

Divorce comes after marriage.

by LemonPoundCake November 23, 2022

Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.

Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.

by Cromwelle October 7, 2022

Divorce Fart

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.

“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”

by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022