Super Mario Divorce

When player two disconnects.

"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."

by gamer_Kat June 12, 2025

Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016

Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.

Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.

by beedub75 October 27, 2021

Divorced

Having beliefs that are inconsistent with rational thought. Divorced from reality.

Tom Brady is reaching new levels of divorced by giving up a sports commentator gig to try stand-up comedy.

by vuxedo voxel February 28, 2023

reason for divorce

marriage

Did you know the main reason for divorce is marriage?

by FamAlt March 24, 2024

Divorce

Divorce what mothers do because of useless dads.

Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas

Friend: My parents got a divorce.

You: Welcome to the 50% fall where we are all miserable!

by anonymous March 12, 2023

divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.

person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.

by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023