Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma June 3, 2015

Marry maid

A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.

He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.

by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019

Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat

A groupchat that happens to be the best and funniest groupchat on stan Twitter, commonly known for ending other stans on Twitter dot com, as well as being the most payola heavy groupchat whose members cannot unflop without the help of akaashipayola. The groupchat is also known for the constant fights and disagreements that occur between the members who just so happen to hate each other's faves since half of the members are multis.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."

Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."

Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"

by oiwmgc January 18, 2022

married rat

An ugly girl otherwise known as Marriott.

Married rat ruins everything.

by Rihannatheetaper November 22, 2021

married homewrecker

When a married miserable whore is willing to destroy her own husband and children's lives. For a now married man she knew 15 years ago. Rocky can see from the outside he's doing good. Because his wife was loyal and gave him the opportunity.

The opportunistic whore has not realized that she won a real big prize!

When Rocky the married homewrecker his falling all over flirting with Casper, in front of both of there spouse's and children. Rocky has not seen Casper in 15 year's, Rocky bounced, when Casper when to prison. Casper is a wife beating husband who is looking for the perfect opportunistic whore.

by Loyal Eastsider January 29, 2019