llama king

The king of all lamams. And is much better then a split llama and will lead the llama army to victory.

Emilio, did you hear about the animal war?" "Yes, and ithink the llama king will win the war.

by babyloin jade January 13, 2011

Llama Lady

A superhero derived from a love of llamas. Growing up on a llama farm with fellow llamas ensured her llama like features and love for llamas. All the llamas love her and she would never let a Godamn llama down! (She is often teamed up with her fellow superhero, Beaver Boy.)

-llama distress noise-

Llama lady, to the rescue!!

by Llama ladies secret identity. July 19, 2009

42 Llamas

Based on the quest of the supercomputer Deep Thought to find the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything without the benefit of actually knowing the question to begin with (from the Douglas Adams series of books "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"), this speculates that llamas may also be involved and by default, are also the answer to everything.

What was Mike Piazza's carrer batting average? 42 llamas. Where are my carkeys? 42 llamas. Why is the sky blue? 42 llamas. Etc...

by Cueball Ace 462 December 8, 2010

Llama Boy

Llama boy is someone who is really ugly usually look like a horse or llama and smells like a rat's moldy vagina. She probably has teeth that resemble that of a llama's, oversized and yellow.

Samantha Conley is the new llama boy!
Dude did you see what llama boy was wearing today? Looks uglier than ever!

by turkeylegs00009 March 22, 2010

Fierce Llama

When your fucking a girls mouth, and right b4 you cum you pull out and let it spit all over her face.

i got Lily with the old Fierce Llama last night

by Ryan Monty Naylor May 1, 2006

fat llama

when you pour a gallon of water into your butthole and then spit it out hours later. it is a challenge to see who can hold a gallon of water in their system for the longest without yaking

Hey Kaden, are you down to fat llama tonight?

by fatllama69 November 6, 2014

flying llamas

it is a llama that has aquired wings and now is a flying llama. this is a very rare and is only seen when you find its owner Chuck Norris. He is the nonly one that can tame one.

Guy: What is that?
Person: Its flying llamas!
GUY: WHOAAAAAA!!!
Person: I want one!
Guy: i heard that only Chuck Norris can tame them.
Person: DAMN IT!!!

by Vuietnam November 5, 2010