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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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LID

Acronym for Long Island Douchebag or Long Island Dickhead. they're usually decked out in Under Armour, tactical gear and hunting shoes or jogging sneakers.
Joey: Hey bro what's up with that kid BJ always saying some dumb shit?

Andrew: He's from Nassau or Suffolk, so don't be surprised.

Joey: Ahhhh, he's a LID. That explains everything now.
by Billy718 July 20, 2017
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Flip My Lid

"Dude, I can't wait to Flip My Lid to some Jams tonight"
by Mysticjigsaw97 September 14, 2021
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Lid

when someones capping way too damn hard, like way too hard
"yo i just bought the whole apple company" jax said
"thats lid as shit" eric responded
by Q.starstorm April 18, 2021
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Lid

Person 1: "Koalas are the dumbest animal and I hate them"
Person 2: "Lid"
by Phoney01 November 7, 2022
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clit for lids

Aright clit for lids, let's fuckin go.
by Noodlerino May 3, 2023
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piss on the lid

The idea of pissing on the lid is when you literally say fuck it, and you do something in an unorthadox manner. It is a method of explaining how an act performed where not a single fuck was given.
"I couldn't find a parking spot, so I decided to piss on the lid and parked in the fire lane with my flashers on"
by 94caprice April 15, 2019
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