when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix

P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok

by The Ranting Kid Rants May 5, 2018

I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM CHUNKY!!!!!!!!!

Melshy

I lek em big i like em chunkiss, I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM CHUNKY!!!!!!!!!

by Malshwall June 23, 2019

under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I

best story ever watch out for paper hearts and the time 5:53 though someone also needs to tell yeonjun to stay away from fires bestie really said 🔥 🏃 ♂️ anyways you should really read it

Person 1: under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I had my crying myself to sleep
Person 2: #relatable

by tzu.bubbles July 16, 2021

why did i search "why did i search"

what the fuck is wrong with you

why did i search "why did i search" means a person with no fucking life that searched this up for no fucking reason
Person 1: why did i say this
Person 2: youre fucking stupid

by GayPersonWithNoLife June 28, 2022

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

I like him but I don’t know how to tell him

Now if you like a boy and you might be a girl or a boy and you are unsure how they feel a lot of people understand. Now the best way to deal with this is to get to know him better, get to know about his sexuality and how he deals with situations like in relationships. If he deals with them well and he flirts with you, you're in! But if he shows no interest in you or asks you for pics, drop him! He ain’t worth it!

Keliah: I like him but I don’t know how to tell him.

by Cutie Hyunjin September 30, 2020