@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch
by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER
Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok
by mnbjkl January 25, 2021

NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ
big black man having sex while you eat your mom.
big black man having sex while you eat your mom.
by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a
by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018
