by Kiciot January 2, 2022
Get the you look like you get no bitches on your dickmug. A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. Usually said when a person is trying to allude to a bigger topic/claim in their comments/questions. The thing that is being alluded to is usually unpleasant and/or not in the favor of the person who these comments are being told to.
Interrogator: Where were you at 5:10pm am on the 13th of February when your husband was killed?
Women: I was at the supermarket.
Cop: Really? We looked through the security cameras and you were no where to be found, cops also testify weren't carrying any groceries when you came back home.
Women: What are you getting at?
Cop: I'm saying that you killed your husband and used the supermarket as an alibi!
Women: I was at the supermarket.
Cop: Really? We looked through the security cameras and you were no where to be found, cops also testify weren't carrying any groceries when you came back home.
Women: What are you getting at?
Cop: I'm saying that you killed your husband and used the supermarket as an alibi!
by thickjordanianbooty101 March 4, 2021
Get the What are you getting at?mug. no
by skellington May 12, 2023
Get the il think about it and get back to youmug. "Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"
"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024
Get the You are what you get injured bymug. To be treated with excessive indulgence, often to the point of being overly pampered or demanding to a birthday wish it means hoping that a person is treated to a day of excessive kindness, generosity or pampering
by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2025
Get the Hope you get spoilt rottenmug. How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.