Carpet flogger

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.

A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!

by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022

flog

To push a car beyond its limits, usually damaging it in the process.

Whoa that dude likes to flog his car

by james April 8, 2004

flog your cod

to masturbate, wank or in any other way play with either your own or someone elses penis.

'i am off to flog my cod'
'do you want to flog my cod?'
'i just gave my cod a right good flogging'
'my cod really needs to be flogged!'
'do you want me to flog your cod?'

by joel g-o January 15, 2008

flogdog

means a girl that likes to sexually do stuff and is very bitchy

man what a fucking flogdog

by goldilocks7 June 24, 2008

floggin' and loggin'

Flogging the dolphin while taking a crap.

Was bored while a crap so I decided to start floggin' and loggin'.

by loggin_r0b May 20, 2014

flogger

one who pumps the pole

look at that flogger with the porno

by Ben Dover July 10, 2003

Floggin'

The act of tearing open assholes via PS3 first-person-shooter, usually as a team of at least 2 bros.

"Yo start floggin' I'll be on after I bust" - Bro #1
"Word, send me an invite when your on" - Bro #2
*ring ring*
"Yo you floggin'?" - Bro #3
"Yea dawg, I'm carryin da team on muh back doe" -Bro #2
"Wit a broken leg?" - Bro #3
"Yeaaaaaaa buddy" - Bro #2

by bryanbrochill March 15, 2011