Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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A group of words, created by William Shakespeare, to make it as easy to communicate to others.

Though I do want to make other parts of Watermelon Sugar blue, so here's the definition to many.
Jon: hey dude! can you tell me something deep about words?
Bear Grylls: Words that we use are common at all times. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
Jon: damn thats deep.
by AntiSurround August 9, 2021
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People have tried to make the scentence for the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar blue, I'm here to finish it
Mike: so, what are you going to do this weekend
John: I'm going to make the rest of the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar in urbandictionary blue
Mike: how are you going to do this?
John: By creating a bullshity definition of the rest of the "explanation"
Mike: and what is it?
John: it's "But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies."
Mike: doesn't that break the rules of the website?
John: Idk, and tbh idk, it's gonna be funny anyways
Mike: ok, good luck.
John: thanks, Mike.
by DEMEMZEA December 5, 2021
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More blue texts for the top definition of "Watermelon Sugar" aka a word that has the world record of being the number 1 trending in Urban Dictionary history.
. But eventually the word will phase from existence;
by BlueTextGenerator June 18, 2021
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this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
Request to revise existing word
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
by LES94 September 20, 2021
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