Sensible Erection

How the Japanese choose their leaders.

Last Tuesday they had a Sensible Erection in Tokyo.

by rainbow smasher September 4, 2003

Res-Erection

To prematurely ejectulate, but recover quickly with another erection to leave your partner satisfied.

She said "Oh, honey, its okay. It happens to every guy", but then I had a Res-Erection!

by B77 September 18, 2012

Solar erection

Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.

Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections

by Ze Fox August 26, 2009

Erection Section

The term invented by Richie D'VIP aka Richard Pascoe, co-founder of Rampage in the 80's. Known as the King of the 'Slow Jam', Richard was jokingly blamed for the increase in the birth rate in the 90's due to dropping the hottest RnB slow jams.
To this day, there are kids in Europe that are walking around with names such as Devante & Dalvin without knowing how they got their name.

It's about that time for the erection section.

by DJ Slew December 21, 2012

Erect Carriage

When a lady-girl be real preganananant.
like dang.

"Miss Baker over there got one real erect carriage," said Gatsbae sensually.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

allergic erection

What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.

I must be coming down with something. I'm having an allergic erection.

by Watkinius December 2, 2010

Friendship Erection

When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection

When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection

by zizm August 5, 2017