divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.
person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 04, 2023
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Divorce Fantasy

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.
Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.
by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 19, 2014
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My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝
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divorce dropped

After announcing to friends and/or family you are divorcing, you are quickly dropped from the social circle. No phone calls, emails, invites. Treated like you have the plague.

Several reasons for being dropped
1. Choose sides with your stbx
2. Marriages are already shaky, treat it as contagious
3. Don't know what to say
4. Feel uncomfortable choosing a side or the thought of divorce. Rather than facing the situation, disappear altogether from the divorcing couple.

Remember, the friends you had before you married will likely stick by you. If not, the friendship was already fading. Expect the same from the exes friends before marriage. It hurts, but do you want people like that in your life? Good riddance. Make room for people who care about you. You will eventually make new friends. Important to have own network of friends.
Emailed a so-called friend about divorce, did not get a response. Clearly not a friend.

Find out friends invited your ex to a party, but did not invite you.

Casual couple friends ie: tennis doubles, drop the divorcing couple from the circle.

I have been divorce dropped.
by surfangel June 28, 2012
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Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce
Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce
by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018
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Grounds For Divorce

A Cocktail consisting of
Port
Sherry
Wkd blue
Do you want to get a grounds for divorce at the greatest bar in Aberystwyth?, Downies.
by Hansard May 15, 2025
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Most divorced man

Elon Musk is the most divorced man on the planet
by Tbenson November 28, 2024
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