National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”

by aaayayay January 31, 2023

Show your friends your dick day

Send this to your friend on Nov 2 and they have to send you a dick pick and if they send it back to you you have to send them a dick pic

Friend 1- show me your dick
Friend 2- eww no
Friend 1 - but it's Show your friends your dick day
Friend 2 - ok 🍆

by Realchickenman November 2, 2022

Grab dick day

14. October is national grab dick day. Grab as many dicks as you can! The boys will love you forever

«Why did you grab my dick!»
«Because it’s national grab dick day!!»

by Russianpower69 October 3, 2019

National suck a dick day

On October 7 every girl has to suck their boyfriends or best friends dick

Guy: you know what day it is
Girl: October 7
Guy: it’s national suck a dick day

by anonymous October 6, 2021

National Suck a Dick Day

the day when you should get your dick sucked

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!

by eugoslavia June 24, 2021

send a dick pic day

guys send dick pics to girls when asked to

girl: send it over🤭
boy: nah
girl: but look at the day it’s send a dick pic day🤨

by bozozozo April 20, 2022