grab dick day

national grab dick day is september 10th

grab that guys dick. it’s grab dick day

by smackattackonthesehoes September 9, 2019

suck dick day

this is national suck dick day (24th June)

SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE

person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day

by joshhyboi June 21, 2021

Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

National dick day

Happy national dick day guys (its national dick day every single day in June) so the people with weiners could do whatever they want with em, they could just shove it up a homeless persons mouth, etc

Nick: "Yo, rick, its national dick day, you GOTTA suck my dick ASAP."
Rick: "Alright bet nick."
😛

by zai >:3 June 10, 2024

Kick dick day

On the 6 November it is kick dick day

Girl: *kicks dick*
Boy: “why did u do that”
Girl:” it’s 6 November , kick dick day”

by Randomthingz November 5, 2020

National dick sucking day

October 20th is natinal dick sucking day, on this day your girl has to prove to you that she loves you by sucking you dry

National dick sucking day is a way that your girl can prove the she loves you

by Holy spirit on god123 October 11, 2022

National dis dick day

Tell a bih dis dick when they say who what when or where

Me:Whatsaname was talkin about uu.
Them:who
me: dis dick

National dis dick day

by lelediorr October 10, 2021