Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 25, 2023

Keare aka. Der Boss

He is very wise and loves feets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG,dieser weiße Keare aka. Der Boss

by kvt January 2, 2017

Diddle a der

This is a generalized saying that can be used at the end of any sentence when trying to summarizing any explains. It gets addictive and you will find yourself using it more than you should. A great way to finish any sentence when you can't be bother explaining the whole story to others. Could also be spelt {Deddle a der}.

I went for a night out with the girls and it was like you know "Diddle a der". I picked the kids up from school then went to the shop then you know Diddle a der.

by Belinda Jane February 21, 2019

Paw Der

An Asian girl whit a beautiful face and a gigantic ass she is has to be from the south East!

Omg she looks so pretty she has to be a Paw Der
Omg your from the south West are you a Paw Der?

by DefQueeen-01 October 24, 2023

dat der boy

An elderly mans way of getting a younger males attention if he doesn't know his name or doesn't want to use his name.

Can also be a way of greeting each other.

Hey " dat der boy?" Aint much bout to go to work.

by datderboy May 23, 2021

Mer Der

homer simpson after killing his son

Grant disguised as marge: homie wheres bort
HOMER: Mer Der
lisa: ima SAxOphOne
Bort: consume pantaloons.

by Sinclair02 March 11, 2019

Ich in der Mathearbeit

something u say when u see a really fucked up pin on pinterest or really anything that looks fucked up
(german: me during the maths class test)

*really fucked up picture*
Me: ich in der Mathearbeit

by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023