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Curtis

Nice eyes,definitely gonna murder me for this
Curtis is going to slap me
by Scran Frank February 7, 2021
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curtis and simone

The most powerful two people when they are together. These two compliment each other and gives each other the encouragement they need to be the absolute best. Power couple.
You see them? Their a Curtis and Simone couple, a JayZ and Beyonce couple, a Will and Jada couple. I want a relationship like that.
by coupledictionary1 December 2, 2013
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Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising
You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.
by headofcurtis November 3, 2022
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Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift
Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie
by Baby giant March 3, 2022
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Curtis Bridge

A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.
Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge
by fj1607 January 31, 2025
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Curtises mum

Goes to beaches and gets d*ck. Then proceeds to get ice cream and gets pooped on by seagulls.
Dang Curtises mum is blowing off agaaaain!
by JoeAndYourMumsAHoe May 10, 2021
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