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Coding off

When males get so addicted to call of duty, that they "cod off" instead of doing other regular things like jacking off.
Sally: hey babe, let's hang out tonight.
John: no thanks, I'm gonna be coding off all night.
Sally: you have way to much fun with stupid call of duty!
by Runmandascoming January 30, 2010
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conditional crush

When you have a crush on someone but there is one or more reasons why you can't date them, don't think it is worth trying to date them or not worth trying to get them to like you back. Usually occurs when you like someone you can't have.

In which case, most people would say, "I would like him/her if _____."
Jon: "So you hooking up with anyone?"
James: "Well, Emily is hot and I would hook up with her if she didn't have a boyfriend already."
Jon: "Sounds like you have a conditional crush."
by GreekFreak757 February 27, 2011
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Coding

A person who does not follow the rules set by the leaders above them. They are usually hated by everyone in the structure that such person belongs to.
He killed the bill that every Conservative passed in the Senate.
He's Coding.
by LDE but Urban December 18, 2021
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Colombian Air Conditioner

The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.
Tim: "Your a bitch."

John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."

Jane: "Hi Jack"

Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
by Botoraka October 22, 2017
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Condiments

The increasingly common street name for poppers. Can be used as a code word when poppers isnt entirely appropriate.
"I'm really in the mood for some condiments"

"Well go to the chippy and get some ; )"
by credit crunch August 10, 2008
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coneing

Driving into a McDonald's drive-through and ordering one or more soft serve cones.
You pay for your soft serve cone(s) and then when you accept it, you pick it up from the icecream side instead of the usual "cone" side. This results in your hand covered in icecream and an extremely baffled McDonald's worker.
Variations can also be referred to as coneing or "cone-ing"
Man 1: "I was just coneing the other day, people thought I was retarded."
Man 2: "What's coneing?"
Man 1: "OMG, it's the new planking, go look it up!"
by ErC1123458 December 8, 2011
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condijury

1. noun - happy ownage being happy that you owned.

2. verb (condijuride)- to own happily
1. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

2. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).
by Can Not March 15, 2005
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