" billy you are not a grown man yet, you first have to grow some hair on that lil nut bumper of yours you got there"
by THE 69 OMEN July 22, 2008
When you hit an animal with the front / back of your car and blood splatters on the car, the animal has become bumper ketchup.
Person 1: Dude was that a rabbit you just hit?
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...
by Exce$$ May 16, 2008
A titty bumper is someone who is afraid of all contact sports. Often used as a word to describe football players who can't block good.
Pecker Olinger: "Hit somebody out there you bunch of titty bumpers!"
Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"
Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"
by peckerolinger January 24, 2010
by the man joshy' January 30, 2019
I DONT WANNA BE A COOCHIE BUMPER
by aurelionistaken August 23, 2019
When two people are opposite eachother and run in a forward motion sliding on their socked feet until collision.
Last night, My roommate and I were so bored we made up a new game called bumper slide. EXTREME
Play at your own risk and with your own socks.
Play at your own risk and with your own socks.
by BASH2509 December 16, 2009
Someone who enjoys giving anal sex. Can be a straight male, who likes pounding a hot chic's ass, or a gay male.
by Dumper Bumper February 20, 2011