An after-shit is an uncommon phenomenon which occurs after taking a normal shit. Usually, minutes after completing your first dump, you unexpectedly shit again. Whether or not you are on the can is inconsequential.
John thought he was done in the bathroom, but one change of pants later, he learned to respect the dreaded after-shit.
by Oaff January 14, 2012
The coolest website / music composition website ever. www.after-birth.com - The music induces an OC high. (See Oxycontin)
Dude I just totally after-birthed and stayed up till 4 AM. Sweet-
Dude After Birth dominates my car stereo, CD Player, headphones, and Computer playlist.
Dude After Birth dominates my car stereo, CD Player, headphones, and Computer playlist.
by Soniti October 12, 2004
by lilbichygrl July 18, 2008
A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.
Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"
by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019
A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
by Babymaker 5000 February 07, 2013
kid 1- YAY CHRISTMAS
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/
by christmasluvr December 26, 2010
I'm still not sure of the real meaning of this farewell but I have lived in Glasgow (Glaswegians use it frequently) for nine years, and I've been listening to it and thinking about it for the same amount of time.So, I can give yous my definition. "See you after" means: I will see you after all those things that have to happen before I can see you.
"See you after" is used by two people that are fond of each other and would use this expression to say goodbye.
by domjani July 21, 2014