ouch mouse

spiky hedgey boi

thats not a hedgehog its an ouch mouse

by fgtkjhkjkj.l April 13, 2021

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Buchonka-mouse

Buchonka-mouse (noun) a word meaning a thick as hell mouse with a bucket and a mop, commonly found in the Midwest

Wow dude that buchonka-mouse is massive a real buchonka

by Buchonka-mouse February 1, 2022

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Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!

Jimmy Neutron wanted mouse crack so bad that he visited the kangaroo rat's sewer himself.

by ApricotFoxx September 1, 2019

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Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.

Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.

by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021

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mouse on a tramp

Spread your ballsack wide and then flop your cock up and down, like a mouse on a trampoline.

Aug dawg sat on a crusty couch in westsinster on a lonely Monday night, bouncing his mouse on a tramp.

by Aug dawg November 24, 2013

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Weasel Mouse

A game which involves a weasel and a mouse in which the mouse is on a tether and the weasel must jump to catch the mouse. Extra points for high jumps.

I was playing Weasel Mouse and got the weasel to jump about three feet in the air!

by alexb5 May 17, 2022

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