Unscrewing your lid

Getting laid; losing your virginity; forgetting to use protection

I heard Nick was unscrewing your lid last night after speed dating and now you're preggers. You should be securing your lid like I secured mine!

by Hot Chocolate Chicks July 30, 2011

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Lid

Noun. Australian euphemism for 'head'

"Where's Kazzah? Miss her lid."

"Look what that galah's got on his lid."

"If mate doesn't shut up, I'll slap his lid."

by Australian Culture Wizz May 17, 2023

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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

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Yizz Lid

The act of putting semen in a circular fashion around a toilet seat.

1. Bro, Aaron is being such a jerk, I think I might secretly give him a Yizz Lid
2. EW I was about to sit down to poop when I noticed someone gave me a Yizz Lid!

by SmallChickenBoy July 13, 2017

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LID

Acronym for Long Island Douchebag or Long Island Dickhead. they're usually decked out in Under Armour, tactical gear and hunting shoes or jogging sneakers.

Joey: Hey bro what's up with that kid BJ always saying some dumb shit?

Andrew: He's from Nassau or Suffolk, so don't be surprised.

Joey: Ahhhh, he's a LID. That explains everything now.

by Billy718 July 20, 2017

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