When you dress up like a 60 year old teacher and your gf/wife likes older men, but you make a gallon of coffee and spill it all over yourself to smell like someone who drinks a lot of coffee. You then fuck and you have to grunt every time she bounces on you and you also have to say out of context things while doing it. You then carry her to the bathroom and you take a shit while she gives you a blumpkin.
by Lowvaughm March 14, 2025
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