wifi

what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green

wait jizz is green right?

my dog loves to use my wifi.

by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021

the Wifies Effect

when two or more high-intellect individuals become collectively unintelligent when grouped together

Upon doing an escape room together, the three best friends from Harvard suffered the Wifies Effect as they struggled to figure out what each of the clues actually translated to

by o23gfh July 31, 2025

LSC WiFi

LSC wifi is sth more

A: what is the best wifi is the world ?
B: La Salle wifi
A: why ?
B: because LSC wifi is sth more

by squatting parrot November 7, 2021

Wifi-Punk

An emerging sub cultural movement that is based on the integration of punk into the mainstream as well the emergence of punk in various music genres and subcultures that would otherwise remain the same. This is probably due to Hip-Hop culture becoming Mainstream culture and as did with rock and roll/ pop , punk was born as a rejection to that mainstream ideal. This is injunction with an internet run society that is inherently a dystopian world with utopian technology. Similar to “CyberPunk” but based more in reality.

To be used as an adjective to whenever is necessary. “This bar is very Wifi-Punk”

by ScoobySnacks4you February 23, 2021

wifi phone

A phone without service that you can only use with wifi.

Girl she got a wifi phone cause when she came to my house she kept asking for my password cause she couldnt text nobody without wifi.

by Jayyy02 March 7, 2016

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

Shitty wifi

The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi

Damn, this Shitty Wifi just isn’t working :(

by Kassidy69 February 27, 2019