walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango May 5, 2016

walmart slacks

n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match

Personal Story:

I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.

by ThatVintageGuy January 9, 2014

Walmart 10

A woman who is usually a 5 is a Walmart 10

She's a Walmart 10

by Greennuns69 December 9, 2016

Walmart as fuck

When some looks shitty or is shitty.

Ratchet, broke down, busted

Did you see what Carol's wearing today? Is it pajamas?
Yea I saw it. She looks Walmart as fuck!

Yo, you peep Kyle's ride?
Man that shit is Walmart as fuck!

by Coldblooded October 6, 2016

Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.

Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."

by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021

Walmart loli

A female who acts like a loli and also a slut

This walmart loli is good at sucking dick

by Minichu February 18, 2019

Walmart obsession

An affliction whereby a person is found to be shopping at Walmart multiple days a week at any hour of the day or night.

"OMG. Every time I call Mom, she's at Walmart. She has a Walmart obsession."

by Your Daughter J Bex March 10, 2012