walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango May 5, 2016

walmart slacks

n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match

Personal Story:

I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.

by ThatVintageGuy January 9, 2014

Walmart Gringo

When you cum, piss, and shit inside a Walmart bad then stick your friend’s face in it while dry humping their ass.

“Dude what happened to you?”

“My girl gave me a Walmart Gringo!”

by Ganyu October 9, 2021

WalMart-Flight

Airline industry lingo, which covers any of the low-fare air-carriers such as AirTran, Jet-Blue or Jet-West. This also describes the level of service one recieves while on the flight, such as recieving peanuts or pretzels for snacks, instead of actual meals!

Josh did'nt have enough money to fly SouthWest, so instead he had to take a WalMart-Flight back home to see his parents!

by guyfawkes74 December 29, 2009

Walmart loli

A female who acts like a loli and also a slut

This walmart loli is good at sucking dick

by Minichu February 18, 2019

Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.

Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."

by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021

Walmart Hopping

One who visits a numerous amount of Walmarts in his/her area.

Girl 1: Heyy.. The Dickson Walmart is too big.. The Waverly Walmart has a bad selection... WELL HEY.. LETS GO TO THE CAMDEN WALMART!

Girl 2: "..........." Well.. She's going Walmart Hopping today....

by mactowngirl November 10, 2010