walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango May 5, 2016

Walmart Gringo

When you cum, piss, and shit inside a Walmart bad then stick your friend’s face in it while dry humping their ass.

“Dude what happened to you?”

“My girl gave me a Walmart Gringo!”

by Ganyu October 9, 2021

WalMart-Flight

Airline industry lingo, which covers any of the low-fare air-carriers such as AirTran, Jet-Blue or Jet-West. This also describes the level of service one recieves while on the flight, such as recieving peanuts or pretzels for snacks, instead of actual meals!

Josh did'nt have enough money to fly SouthWest, so instead he had to take a WalMart-Flight back home to see his parents!

by guyfawkes74 December 29, 2009

Walmart loli

A female who acts like a loli and also a slut

This walmart loli is good at sucking dick

by Minichu February 18, 2019

Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.

Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."

by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021

Walmart 10

A woman who is usually a 5 is a Walmart 10

She's a Walmart 10

by Greennuns69 December 9, 2016

Walmart Princess

Any female you see in a Wal-Mart that is above a 6 on a hot scale of 1-10.
Any hot redneck girl.

Guy 1- Shouldn't Chris be back from Walmart by now? He's been gone for three hours.

Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.

by BigJay65 March 11, 2011