molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.
Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!
by ROGGDOGG87 December 11, 2015
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Stache Tagging

When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
Froggy went a courting I went a stache tagging.
by Carter Hamilton March 11, 2012
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March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019
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Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache
“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”
by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022
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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
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Rate the Stache 1-10

"Rate the Stache 1-10"- A phrase said by a gay man to a straight man to inform them they'd like a facial, or multiple.
"Hey man its me Tim, Rate the Stache 1-10 bro!"
by Jrflash2005 January 06, 2025
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