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Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.
"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"
by DK0713 July 13, 2012
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Silence her lamb

When you want to get some from the old ladie and she says she is going to have a shower. So you wait outside the bathroom while she is showering so she can't hear Jerking off and when she opens the door she gets a load.
The old ladie was being a bitch the other day so I had to silence her lamb
by Tizang March 26, 2021
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silencing

Killing someone so they can't pass on information that they have.
We need to silence this old associate who was working with us on the drugs business. Silencing is a verb.
by ronald mcdonal trump February 12, 2017
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Silence

The loudest word ever spoken in the history of the world.
*Two kids in a class won’t stop talking*
Teacher: “SILENCE!!”
by A person125 April 29, 2023
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Layered silence

The act of one person ignoring another with sounds around them (tv, music, traffic, restaurant noise, etc.). The less time of silence the quicker the person realizes their indiscretions/fault and concedes to the other person being correct. The longer or no response is the disgust the wrong person has towards the correct individual and continued disagreement.
Person 1: The sky is blue. Person 2: layered silence (see description) or agreement/disagreement
by RealThor January 17, 2025
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In silence

It's a good game, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the monster
"Swiggity swooty, the rake from in silence is coming for my booty"
by Housel January 13, 2021
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The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.
"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"
by socalledintellectual January 31, 2024
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