Felix Festa

this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool

“Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”

by hey?? September 8, 2021

death by felix

When you keep spamming bot commands in mml and Felix goes to your house to kill you..

"oh wow why did pappo died"
"he spammed the -define command and suffered death by felix"

by Felix_Bird15 September 19, 2021

felix nyström

Cool Guy

Have awsome body

Everybody wants him

Oh is that Felix Nyström beacuse he is awsome

by Hallå pojka December 11, 2016

Filthy Felix

When a woman crams chicken feathers up a mans anus during sexual intercoarse. The man promptly farts the feathers on to the womans chest.

I gave my boyfriend a Filthy Felix and then he went gay.

by Chiipeeer:) December 31, 2009

felix..kranken

The best moot I got 🥶🥶👊👊

ayo you following felix..kranken?
no..?
you should 🤨🤞

by felixxjackshippers July 25, 2021

Felix Felicis

Basically what Adderall is to people without ADD or ADHD.

Crammer: "Hey Bavmorda, let me get some of that Felix Felicis of yours, I have three finals tomorrow..."
Bavmorda: *Wonders off chasing a butterfly*

by Tyrael October 13, 2005

Salty Felix

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.

John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!

by dingo3 October 22, 2010