The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).

by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025

The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).

daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.

by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010

egyptian handcuff

the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.

Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.

by joesmith875 August 11, 2011

egyptian sandgoggles

When a man covers a women's eyes with their testicles and farts in their mouth... A way of courting.

Man: "She loved the Egyptian sandgoggles I gave her so much, she couldn't even speak"

by Poshizz September 5, 2015

Egyptian Sex Pyramid

THE ULTIMATE SEX POSITION.

Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.

by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019

Egyptian King

Mohammed Salah

Did you hear salah scored?

THE EGYPTIAN KING

by Liverpool97 July 14, 2025

Egyptian Blumpkin

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed

James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane

by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021