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Egyptian kiss

Basically giving a woman money because she’s beautiful.
Alex won’t French kiss you but maybe you should try Egyptian Kissing, she’s a fan of that.
by UrMom817 May 21, 2023
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Egyptian teeter totter

When a man has a woman in front of and behind him and wears a strap-on on his rear and then proceeds to thrust back and forth like a teeter totter, fucking both at the same time.
Yeah man I gave both of them the good old Egyptian teeter totter and loved it.
by Masterbaiter42 March 17, 2025
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Egyptian Impeachment

Verb

When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president

to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters
WHAT?!

OBAMA DIDNT COME THROUGH ON THE HEALTHCAR BILL?!

lets start up an old Egyptian Impeachment
by Captain Planet Jr February 22, 2011
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Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.
I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
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observe Egyptian waterway

A.k.a., "See Nile"; this term refers to a "somewhat-out-of-it" older person's delusional fantasies, hallucinations, forgetfulness, and other indications/symptoms of his being "in la-la land".
True story --- yesterday I helped my elderly disabled friend wif his home-entertainment system, then gave him a ride to da local convenience store. While there, I observed another elderly dude wif a fancy late-'90's Lincoln Town Car, and spoke admiringly to him about da car. I then went and sat in my own car to wait for my aged friend to finish shopping. When he did re-emerge from da store a few minutes later, he chatted a bit and expressed admiration to da antique car's owner as he was on his own way into da store, then turned and got into da car's front passenger's seat and closed da door. Well, naturally, I assumed dat da car's owner had himself offered my friend a ride home, and so I tentatively went to confirm wif my friend dat he would no longer need a ride home from me. He looked a bit puzzled at my question, and then said dat no, he'd still thought dat I was gonna transport him back to his apartment. I actually had to (super-pleasantly and gently, of course, since it was obviously just a completely honest mistake) verbally point out to him dat he was in fact sitting in a different car --- "Well, ummmmm... MY car is over there... you're sitting in this OTHER man's car" --- before he finally "woke up" to da fact dat he was currently occupying da wrong vehicle. So as we were leaving, I smilingly joked wif my friend dat perhaps he had begun to "observe Egyptian waterway", as in, to become somewhat "see Nile". He took my gentle jocular ribbing in good humor.
by QuacksO July 11, 2021
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