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Chris

Chris
Chris
by Denthelwkankoupe November 20, 2021
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Chris is a stupid dickhead who stinks at Fifa and rages all the time . He is super toxic and probably has Autism . Usually from Sheffield and eats coco pops with a fork
by Jon has a massive dong April 17, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

He likes guys and not only that he loves Mike batch
Chris is gay
by Batchlor April 11, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

I am chris
What are you up to?
I am Chris
by Dtdyshdhdg April 5, 2021
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Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed
Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!
by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris

shortened name for a vagina often part of the lqbtq+ community
woman-my chris is hurting

Im coming out the closet I am a chris
by gingers can die October 13, 2021
mugGet the chrismug.

chris

A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.

Also he is bad at sex.
xx
I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.
by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022
mugGet the chrismug.

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