artificial turf

Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.

Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf

by icrappedmyselftoday December 18, 2012

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

turf robot

That's not among the last that this means you will keep doing what you do

Yo I just seen that turf robot he looks like an absolute g

by Ryan Thomas Holder November 15, 2023

Turf twerker

A cheerleader.

That turf twerker could get the whole crowd blushing!

by EazilyPeazy January 28, 2024

Turf twerker

A cheerleader.

That turf twerker could get the whole crowd blushing!

by EazilyPeazy January 28, 2024

Durf and turf

When you are grinding (durfing) and you give her the meat stick (turf)

Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.

Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.

by Durf king November 12, 2020