Turf Tan

Visible marks left after faceplanting into a disclosed arena (particularily grass turf) while playing a sport.

1 Did you see that kid get tackled ?

All i can see is his turf tan

2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?

3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!

by TurfTanner October 1, 2011

Surf and turf toe

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole

That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.

by JoshBryan December 23, 2018

Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

Durf and turf

When you are grinding (durfing) and you give her the meat stick (turf)

Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.

Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.

by Durf king November 12, 2020

Surf N Turf

The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis

Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉

by PictouBay August 31, 2018

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024

Turf

A person who’s a bitch and ugly and feeds of off other people because they have no personality

Shut up you turf

by tylerh8 January 31, 2021