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The Kaz Stache

A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.

usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
" Hey man, what's up"

" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"

" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
by The Kazster December 7, 2009
mugGet the The Kaz Stachemug.

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic
That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache
by Skirtchase July 6, 2011
mugGet the Skirt stachemug.

Stache Fam

by MS.M-R January 15, 2021
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gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.
I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!
by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009
mugGet the gunt-stachemug.

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.
Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!
by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016
mugGet the molest-stachemug.

Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.
by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023
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Cunt-stache

A Cunt-stache is a plaitted moustache formed from pubic hair like a fu man chu
"Oi your drawstring is hangin' out"
"nah mate thats my Cunt-stache"
by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020
mugGet the Cunt-stachemug.

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