Randomicitous

A person who just keeps saying random things....and nobody can follow...

A person FULL of randomicity...

Person 1: "Wouldn't that be crazy if spiders wore high heels? They would feel so loud..but to us humans, we wouldn't hear a thing!"

Person 2: "uh...sure...?"

Person 1: "DAMN...that firework exploded and then it died...wait, that was just my cigarette, HA...oops"

Person 2: "What are you talking about??"

Person 1: "You know, all those leaves in the window?...crazy story there..."

Person 2: "Wow, I seriously have no freakin' idea what you're talking about....you are being randomicitous right now!"

by doll-face14 April 1, 2011

Random Act of Foodness

When cooking, you grab a veritable cornucopia of things, and put them together for a recipe that ends up turning out to be amazing!!!
Stipulation: You may not have previously intended to make this recipe, it must be spur of the moment.

Dude, I just committed a random act of foodness. I defrosted some chicken in the fridge, but when it thawed, I realized it was pork chops. So, I randomly grabbed some sauce, cheese and peppers that happened to be in my fridge and baked it.
Excellence :)

by xler8r July 21, 2011

Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity

marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me

by Puff Puff Parsnip May 1, 2012

random rection

random erection that happens for no reason.

Dude I had a random rection at work today right before I had to get up to go meet with my boss. I had to cover it with my briefcase

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

Random Ho

A spontaneous piece of ass

This chick I met at school the other day from my homeboy, turned out to be my Random Ho.

by jakkstr October 14, 2013

Random Cruiser

Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.

"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013

Random cum stopper

The act of stopping someone from cuming by yelling random words at them while they are at the point of climax.

She said that she was about to cum, so i pulled a "random cum stopper" and yelled "what does the fox say". She lost her orgasum.

by Ppablo April 25, 2014