A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 06, 2022
1. A sophisticated fashionista who rides a bicycle. This woman knows she is the envy of many when riding her bicycle. Strong Confident Powerful
Posh Pedal: The sophisticated female riding her bike in a suit and heels looking posh pedal.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
by pedal2stiletto April 01, 2011
1. A sophisticated fashionista who rides a bicycle. This woman knows she is the envy of many when riding her bicycle. Strong Confident Powerful
Posh Pedal: The sophisticated female riding her bike in a suit and heels looking posh pedal.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
by pedal2stiletto April 01, 2011
Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.
by Sweetcheekz92 September 01, 2023
by saserone September 16, 2022
An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.
Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
by The Original Tankboy October 06, 2023
a nickname for a Joshua. He is the best guy u will meet and will make a joke out of anything. He can be obnoxious and annoying at times but he is the greatest friend any mate could have and if u are lucky enough to have a josh-posh he will stand up for u and won't expect the same. He is all around the best friend I could have
by the-bird February 26, 2018