planned mistake

When two young, financially unstable people decide "Whoopy let's have a kid" after a couple pints

Mother: No! Don't be silly you weren't a mistake!

Child: Yes I was Deborah. I may have been a planned mistake, but a mistake nevertheless and deep down you know it.

by Indigo 57 August 11, 2021

plan b

lets make money together
and share it equally

"i can't seem to work for money. i need to love what i do and then get paid."
"Thats hilariously spoilt"
"Its one of my current realities. I am aware of the diversity of future scenarios that this reality implies. There is no plan b."

by Krkič June 20, 2019

planning whore

Girls who plan to go over a persons house, movies, ect. Yet, last minute, usually in the last five minutes before having to be at their destination will call or text everybody they invited that it is cancled. The reason is unknown to all.

Hey Britney, Tom, Mike, Sam, and Kelly, want to go bowling tonight? 8:00

All: Yes

7:55: Sorry, plans are off, i have to go masterbate.

All: wow, what a planning whore

by Manynames101 March 3, 2010

plan BP

Solution needed in a problematic situation in case the original course of action failed.

Well ... the "top kill" didn't work. Shoot.

Too bad we don't have any plan BP.

by slickfish May 28, 2010

God's Plan

Used to refer to an absolute clutch.
Mainly heard in metropolitan Melbourne.

Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
*mum passes butter*
Jack: "Thank you mother."

by exclusivemelbs August 18, 2019

poop plan

How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available

(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"

by D. Scotty July 6, 2017

simple plan

A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.

Me: What are you doing after school?
Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert.
Me: Why are you wasting your life?

by JustinLL November 10, 2006