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Peyton Pflug

the thiccest boy in local town. You probably won't be able to see his face because his chest and shoulders block that view. Looks pretty much like your average Lego. No one knows why, but he thinks it is OK for men to wear ugg slippers in public.
"Mami can I please have that Lego"
"No sweetie, that's just Peyton Pflug"
by T-Rex Underwear May 23, 2019
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Peyton

Super cute guy! So funny and kind and they always know how to brighten your day. They are fucking mad good kissers and they will deny it but they are. If you’re friends or dating a Peyton never let them go they are the best ones.
“Peyton is a good kisser
by Coolgirl76899 July 27, 2019
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peyton duncan

The most handsome mother fucker alive. He usually dates asian bitches. one of them cheated on him 3 times.
I feel bad that Peyton Duncan’s girlfriend cheated on him
by spedster? December 2, 2019
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Peyton

Peyton is a really smart and athletic person and will be very nice to people if they are nice back and will be very careful to not start anything
by Skittle2727 December 24, 2019
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Peyton

That dude that try’s not to flex but pulls out a IPhone 11 in class.
Stop flexing Peyton!
by YT. DASOURPATCHKID_ November 1, 2019
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Zoe Peyton

"They wanna be Zoe Peyton so bad!"
by Yo mama house in her bedroom February 2, 2023
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Peyton

Arrogant leader-type that acts like a complete bafoon when in public with friends but can be serious when need be. Often athletic a “Peyton” will be proud of their achievements and show it off in the only way he knows how, shirtless. A Peyton can help aspire his peers to preform to their best and have a good journey while telling others to go fuck themselves at the same time. A Peyton is known for not having the best track record with the common folk and the opposite sex but often shows improvement year after year. A “Peyton” loves to start fresh in life and with new relationships while supporting and helping those who stayed with him for the long haul.
Girl 1; “there goes that asshole Peyton again”
Girl 2; “why does he act like a literal child”
Girl 3; “yeah, he needs to grow up”
Now the mens side
Guy 1; “man, there goes Peyton again”
Guy 2; “damn, he really improved from the last time he did that”
Guy 3; “yeah, he really shows me what true detection looks like
by Wsa1007 June 23, 2022
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