Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!

What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.

by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020

Pipeline wrap

When you put on a cumrag and go hard until you both are done then pull out but leave the rag in there

Yeah man I gave Shelly the pipeline wrap the other day waiting for tonight to get my sock back though

by Hitler666nazism December 2, 2020

Pipilonga

Underage, promiscuous woman. Underage hood rat. No-no.

One Vato: Hey can i bring some bitches to your pad homes?
Other Vato: As long as they aint no pipilongas like last time.

by Steven Stephalonavich September 8, 2021

pipeline pig

A greasy old man who’s full of hair and over weight that works the rigs all year long.

Look at that pipeline pig working hard.

by Muktuk September 21, 2021

pipeline pig

When an over weight red neck with 3 teeth blast his way through a water slide to cause a tsunami.

Watch out for that pipeline pig.

by Muktuk September 21, 2021

pipeline steak

Aka a hotdog

All these cool ass pipeline welders that ran out of money waiting on payday and all they got to eat hotdogs aka pipeline steak so they grill them on there custom bbq pit on there rig

by The pipeliner October 9, 2021

papilino

It’s Papilino

Smooth like Papilino

by Papilino November 21, 2021