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Nike

A company that sells undurable shit.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.
Dave: i like my new nikes but they fell apart after wearing them once
DaQuan: bruh "just ruin it"
by Brutallyhonestdefinitions December 22, 2016
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Nike

Nike is the coolest girl on the planet. She will always show up and make you smile. Her beauty makes your heart melt and she is super LOYAL.

She has the cutest laugh.
Nike is a badass.
by Fearless32296 November 23, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos & Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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Nike

A shoe brand that a lot of people wear. Usually the person who owns them, sucks and is a total pathetic and is one of those rich kids that everyone hates.
Dude did you see that she’s wearing NIKEs?! I actually hate her now.
by BuggySmurf December 18, 2017
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Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.
Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.
by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021
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Nike

To totally misunderstand a situation and to take action that is counterproductive.
"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!
by Some other dude called Matt September 9, 2018
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nike

this dude is so fuckin gay i die rn hep now xdddddd
person 1: "man nike is a nigger like wtf" person 2: "yes dxxdsjxddssdfsdf"
by fat ugly person January 18, 2018
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