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Morgz mum

A fucking fat cow who fucks cats she's a fat whore all the less eating ur dads ass she's a fucking fat stupid bitch of a mother
by Ddbdbndndndd November 20, 2019
mugGet the Morgz mummug.

Jacks Mum

"Jack's Mum" is one of the more common variations of the classic Your Mum Joke.

Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.

Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Person 1: Hey, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.

Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
your mum jacks mum grimsby england jack
by _/Anonymous\_ January 29, 2009
mugGet the Jacks Mummug.

Morgz Mum

Morgz Mum is a interenet star that was born with an extra chromizone
Where's me, MUM! MORGAN IM RIGHT HERE
SHUT UP, MUM!
Morgz mum chromizone
by BuggsBunnyisFunny October 9, 2019
mugGet the Morgz Mummug.

Morgz Mum

Thick, in a war against a 23 year old square head
We need WillNE to beat Morgz Mum
by Therealbaldmartin January 28, 2020
mugGet the Morgz Mummug.

mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
by thugaim September 18, 2013
mugGet the mum jumpmug.

natalia's mum

she's just so fucking hot i wanna marry her one day idc if she's taken
Wow! natalia's mum is looking hella fine today
by natalia's mums soulmate November 11, 2022
mugGet the natalia's mummug.

your mum

usually really gay and likes smelling poopoo.

well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"
by stanky cooch April 16, 2019
mugGet the your mummug.

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