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Jew Mule

A large breed of human, dressing in ties and nice clothes, similar to the attire of Slender man. They tend to sneak up and scare people without meaning to and is sometimes a real asshole, but every girl that likes anime is somewhat attracted to his physical being. Jew Mules are rather sarcastic, cannot tell jokes, and tries to "serve" people but it always backfires. His name is Latin in origin, derived from the common misconception that he is Jewish and can only do hard manual labor for pay. He likes jokes and often refers to him/herself as an ass though it is an inaccurate reference. He hates country music and therefore you will never find his cousin, the Jew at a hoedown.
JEW MULE (girls come running)
The Jew mule: The ass happy
(girls giggle)
by xXreversedspellssamewayXx February 12, 2013
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Mule-ing

The act of hot raw passion. Taking 'Mule-ing' to the next level.

Showing the rest of the lads how its done...

An Irish man who knows how to Mule...
What an amazing night of Mule-ing i had last night!

Did you take her Mule-ing? Hell yeah i did! All night long baby!
by Muler August 26, 2013
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urgent mule

The effect when a broad stops sucking your dick right before you are about to orgasm.
Jane urgent mules me last night, just before I was going to give her a angry dragon
by rMuD March 8, 2003
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heroine mule

Someone who carries heroine from one place to another, usually hidden away in some part of their body,and done illegally.
John was caught for being a heroine mule, he tried to cross the border with bags of heroine in his stomach, but the authorities caught him.
by Chortek March 12, 2008
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Pack Mule

A friend of middle eastern decent who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.
John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir
by Prestige3 September 28, 2008
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Pack Mule

When you fudge pack a mule, donkey, horse, zebra, unicorn (watch out for his pokey thing) or like creature.
Bill was a real pack mule. His habitual beastiality got him in trouble repeatedly at the local zoo.
by sacopex February 21, 2004
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