Skip to main content

Wine with a mermaid

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.
by AgoPTP December 29, 2021
mugGet the Wine with a mermaid mug.

Choking the Mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022
mugGet the Choking the Mermaid mug.

The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
by ExCognita March 25, 2023
mugGet the The Wrong Mermaid mug.

indiana mud mermaid

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid
by Icantthunkifauswrnamw May 18, 2023
mugGet the indiana mud mermaid mug.

dirty water mermaid

A female from the dirty waters witches is loyal to Mike / aka his dirty sex slave
by Dirty water legend April 24, 2024
mugGet the dirty water mermaid mug.

Mermaided

A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site
“Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”
by PuesNoSé August 6, 2019
mugGet the Mermaided mug.

Mermaidicle

Well you see, it is a great dance performed only when super crunk while dancing to intimidate the mermaids.
BRODUDE WE TOTES GOT OUR MERMAIDICLE ON LAST NIGHT
by tree-face February 16, 2010
mugGet the Mermaidicle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email