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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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LID

Stands for Long Island D**chebag, a subset of people born and raised on long Island NY.
Male 1 wearing upside down sunglasses on the back of his head: Hey Bro! We out to the Boardy Barn this weekend?

Male 2 wearing a Vineyard Vine t-shirt: yeah dude, we can take my wrangler with the top off and throw the flag up!

These people would be classified as LIDs
by Bored out my mind August 8, 2019
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Lid

"Where's Kazzah? Miss her lid."

"Look what that galah's got on his lid."

"If mate doesn't shut up, I'll slap his lid."
by Australian Culture Wizz May 17, 2023
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Yizz Lid

The act of putting semen in a circular fashion around a toilet seat.
1. Bro, Aaron is being such a jerk, I think I might secretly give him a Yizz Lid
2. EW I was about to sit down to poop when I noticed someone gave me a Yizz Lid!
by SmallChickenBoy July 13, 2017
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dragged a lid

To quickly cover your face in order to stop a cough, sneeze, or other facial expulsion.
Will was about to sneeze, but he dragged a lid.
by djdole January 25, 2019
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Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":

You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.
by Garbage Can Lid May 5, 2005
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lid splat

The layer of yoghurt that remains on the lid of the yoghurt after removing said lid.
I hate it when people lick the lid splat off when eating a yoghurt
by Smithysaintz May 12, 2018
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