i just smoke weed icl

When someone just smokes weed icl

Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl

by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023

I just ran over Oprah

You say this whenever you run over your favorite celebrity or something goes wrong.

Josh: Run over Oprah
OMG I JUST RAN OVER OPRAH

by nickjonasisbae January 2, 2020

i just like gaslightinf u

i am a gay pedophelic man who is also a child molester

owen said, "i just like gaslightinf u"
and to that remark, eva replied with shock, "how dare you! cancelled!"

by ilovevanessa123 May 17, 2022

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 17, 2022

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there.

OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.

Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

i just sigma'd so hard

when you sigma really hard in front of ya mates

"bruh i just sigma'd so hard 😭😭"

by skibiditoiletmaster May 23, 2024