Skip to main content

Hobosexual

The urge to perform sexual intercourse with homeless people.
Kate: Sarah, look! There's a homeless man!

Sarah: I wanna fuck him sooo hard!

Kate: You're such a Hobosexual Sarah...
by DinosaursAreRapists April 30, 2014
mugGet the Hobosexual mug.

Flaming homosexual

1. Someone who is so gay that even gay people say he is too gay for them.
2. known to wear extremely unnecessary short-shorts
3. proudly admits his penis size is less then four inches
4. represents a college that he does not go to.
Four inch: Oregon is goin' to the Natty. Nuff' said.

Person A: But dude. You going to San Diego. Who gives a shit? Stop being flaming homosexual

Person A: Has he ever choked on you?
Four inch: Nah, it has to be five inches for that to happen.
Person A: goddamnit you flaming homosexual
by AmericanJesus December 5, 2010
mugGet the Flaming homosexual mug.

Homosexual

A homosexual is someone who prefers the same sex over the opposite sex. Now many Bible Pushers will tell you that the Bible says being a homosexual is a sin. Let me clarify for these people who take the words literally off the page. God doesn't hate homosexuals. He loves all his children. What he hates is LUST. The Bible talks about hetero lust more than it talks about homo lust. For instance, say a man sees a woman walking down the street and he goes in his mind "Ooh she's fuckin' sexy I wanna get a piece of that" that is lust. If a man sees another man and thinks the same thing, IT IS STILL LUST. Now if a man falls in love with another man and they both care deeply for each other, the two of them getting physical is okay. It's not ok when there isn't any love involved but just the desire to have sex with another man. Same thing goes for lesbians. So it isn't wrong. Christians need to stop taking the words on the pages of the Bible literally and learn to think!
Matilda fell in love with her best friend Kathy and was happy to find out Kathy felt the same about her.

Lust in any form is a sin, but all love is smiled upon by God.

It's okay to be in a homosexual relationship if there isn't lust involved.
by fallenravenlyn August 25, 2009
mugGet the Homosexual mug.

Homosexuality

Xbox players are often considered Homosexual by nature and have a passion for Men.
Homosexuality:
Person 1 : Hi what console are you playing ?
Xbox player: Hi can i suck your dick ?
by Joe MAMA_DontASK November 19, 2019
mugGet the Homosexuality mug.

Non-Gay Homosexual

Used to describe one who allegedly "recovers" from homosexuality.

Generally used by the "ex-gay" movement, to describe those who "recover" from homosexuality.
"I might still suffer from same-sex attraction, but I am a strictly non-gay homosexual."
by a.smo July 11, 2009
mugGet the Non-Gay Homosexual mug.

Homosexually Unaware

Thomas, there are two kinds of people in drama. Those that are homosexual and those that are homosexually unaware.
by ishtonkittens October 13, 2011
mugGet the Homosexually Unaware mug.

Homosexual Corndog

This is when a man has sex with a lady that used to be a man. The inside out penis has another penis inside of it.
I had the best night of my life, until the next morning when she told me she used to be a dude. She gave me the homosexual corndog. ladyboystgirlstranny
by Irishwonderdude September 7, 2014
mugGet the Homosexual Corndog mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email