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TSA Handshake

When a TSA agent gropes, feels, and/or cups the breasts or genital region in an inappropriate manner when searching you while going through airport security.
When I flew out of O'hare yesterday I got the worst TSA handshake during my pat down.
by Airborne traveler November 24, 2010
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Cheesecake Handshake

Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.
"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."
by Team Awesomest May 7, 2008
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Rikers Handshake

The greeting a new guy gets as an inmate at the prison on Rikers Island, NYC; in other words, he is sodomized.
"Did you hear what happened to Joey? They gave him the Rikers Handshake!" "Oh, man...!"
by Doesn't Shake Hands November 6, 2011
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brooklyn handshake

When someone walks by a man and grabs his penis and shakes it up and down like a handshake.
Guy 1: Last night I got out of the shower and my wife grabbed my dick and gave me a Brooklyn Handshake.

Guy 2: Awesome, man!
by Mr. CharLIT October 31, 2017
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rochester handshake

When a man greets a woman with a hug while simultaneously cupping her butt cheek with one hand.
Skylar greeted that fine young woman with the ol' Rochester handshake and she didn't seem to mind.
by PaperMKOTR January 25, 2018
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Jewish Handshake

The act of slapping someone on their lower back where their kidneys are located. Basically like a body glove, but targeting the kidneys.
I gave my brother a jewish handshake when he ate my last golden oreo.
by Long_Smelly_Cobb June 14, 2019
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Captain's Handshake

A quite objectionable move usually performed by an intoxicated male on an unwitting female in which he slides his hand down the back of her pants, continues moving his hand past her ass and through her legs eventually reaching around frontside to grab her vagina.

The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.
Man #1: "Why did that chick slap John Paul across the face?"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"
by The Gov'nor June 28, 2011
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