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glass houses

A phrase used to remind someone that they are being hypocritical. It is supposed to remind the person of the saying "You should not throw stones in glass houses".
Jane (who is a little big herself):
"I see someone could benefit from a few more crunches and few less crunch bars."

Alison: "Glass houses Jane."
by JustMe23 June 30, 2009
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Cory In The House

The Greatest Anime in existence. Focuses around the life of Cory Baxter-san, son of the head chef of Emperor Hirohito at the Emperor's palace. Cory-san gets into many adventures with Newt-san and tries to get the attention of Senpai Mina. Most "anime fans" would rather you watch cheap cartoons like Naruto or Attack on Titan, as they do not understand the greatness of true anime...
Pink Guy: ey b0ss, you wanna watch some Cory in the House?

Franku: Hell Yeah!!! Cory-San is the greatest anime ever...
by Jazzy D L September 12, 2015
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house to the neck

home alone. having the house to yourself with no one around
Girl: Aye i got the house to the neck tonight.. you comin over?
Guy: *sprints to her house*
by haileydanger510 December 18, 2013
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brass house

An establishment where a gentleman can procure the services of a prostitute, commonly advertised under the guise of being a 'massage parlour' or a 'sauna'.
Alright lads, fancy goin up the brass house after last orders? I think old Shelley's working tonight
by Loobstser February 24, 2011
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twinkie house

Interj. - A battlecry used when attacking someone, to strike confusion and fear into the minds of your opponent. Usually followed by a hard right hook.
"Itty bitty baby! Itty bitty boat!" "I don't believe it!" "Habeeb it!" "TWINKIE HOUSE!" *thwack*
by Felyza June 11, 2006
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Childproofing the House

A euphemism used for the term "tubal ligation", or "getting your tubes tied".
That little slut should consider childproofing the house.

After 8 kids, I should really consider childproofing the house.

I childproofed the house, but they still get in.

Person 1: Did you hear? Lawanda just got knocked up again, and she doesn't know who the baby daddy is.
Person 2: She should really consider childproofing her house if she's going to be such a skank.
by MzShadada August 7, 2012
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Swoll House

A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.

The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy
Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?

Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!

Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first
by Young Andro July 14, 2011
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