goopajitoonid

a non-offensive alternative term for the word retard.

Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.

Man #1: "Joe is such a retard."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

goopa

A cute little man.

Noah Mason Eps is very goopa.

by Seps609 May 17, 2016

goopie

An endlessly annoying twit. Not much is known about them except that they are stupid with no brains. They frequently eat and suffer from mental illnesses. They also lack hygiene.

That person over there thinks one plus one is five, and smells like rotten eggs! She must be a goopie!

by Agorinkal January 2, 2011

Goopy

A Goopy is the little boogers in the inner corner of your eye when you wake up in the morning.

Person 1: Bro, you have a goopy in your eye.
Person 2: Thanks bro. (Picks goopy out of eye)

by Victoria Dream September 2, 2017

Gooped Up

A state of disfunction or disrepair. Or the act of one who has erred.

1. The wolf pack had to fix 4500 ipads because they were all "gooped up" by the configurator 1.4 update.

2. Dammit Jim, that's gooped up.

by Purgalicious2 October 2, 2013

Gooped

High, under the influence of drugs, primarily marijuana.

shorty was talking crazy, I think she was gooped.

by C.A.P August 4, 2007

gooping

Using Google to gather information from its accounts without having reasonable suspicion, probable cause, or a proper warrant signed by a judge, which is required when law enforcement or agents of the government collect information, which is really protected by the Fourth Amendment of the United States, an amendment that is routinely and quite commonly ignored whenever it comes to anything on the internet

Agent Joe Friday was gooping all over the FBI offices yesterday, moving from one computer to the next, consistently violating the Fourth Amendment and thus contributing to the total lack of respect that young people have for personal liberties facearresting facebooking and arraignment

by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 2, 2014