The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!

I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm a fucking idiot by Yetu December 26, 2012

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Four fucking wheels and a seat!

Another word for an automobile. Also a famous quote from the 1987 John Hughes film "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"

Car Rental Agent: cheerfully Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

Four fucking wheels and a seat! by Jimmy Man September 19, 2010

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dude you’re a fucking cuck

leafyishere’s words returning to YouTube in response to IDubbbz being an absolute simp

IDubbz: “My girlfriend started an only fans and i think it’s cool, yeah”
Leafy: “Dude you’re a fucking cuck”

dude you’re a fucking cuck by Walter Snarf March 31, 2020

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Fuckin' Mac and Cheese

What stupid people say when they realize there is yellow stuff on their sleeve.

Cain: Hey John, what's that yellow stuff on your sleeve?
John: FUCKIN' MAC AND CHEESE!!!

Fuckin' Mac and Cheese by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana October 29, 2010

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