Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

felix nyström

Cool Guy

Have awsome body

Everybody wants him

Oh is that Felix Nyström beacuse he is awsome

by Hallå pojka December 11, 2016

Felix Avila

Typically a short, bisexual, rat looking teenager who has his life before his light.

"Hey look, stop acting like a Felix Avila"

Referring to someone as a bitch or baby prostitute.

by Alex Vega August 17, 2016

felix..kranken

The best moot I got 🥶🥶👊👊

ayo you following felix..kranken?
no..?
you should 🤨🤞

by felixxjackshippers July 25, 2021

Filthy Felix

When a woman crams chicken feathers up a mans anus during sexual intercoarse. The man promptly farts the feathers on to the womans chest.

I gave my boyfriend a Filthy Felix and then he went gay.

by Chiipeeer:) December 31, 2009

Felix Felicis

Basically what Adderall is to people without ADD or ADHD.

Crammer: "Hey Bavmorda, let me get some of that Felix Felicis of yours, I have three finals tomorrow..."
Bavmorda: *Wonders off chasing a butterfly*

by Tyrael October 13, 2005

Salty Felix

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.

John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!

by dingo3 October 22, 2010